By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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Savra_fml 17

Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better

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XxYingYangxX 1

That's the problem with breakups nowadays... They can't have the guts to face the other in person. You go and find yourself someone better OP, show him what he's missing! :)

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Draugen 16

Obviously you must have pissed him off for him to not even wanting to listen to your crap when breaking up. YDI

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KiddNYC1O 20

Isn't that what Facebook is for?

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badblackkitty 0

id trashed all his stuff.

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ibebrandy 4

Damn he needs to stop being a pussy! If he can't say to your face then you're better off without him...

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Maggie_b000 3

I'm sorry but what a jerk and over Facebook that's a big no no

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imishyou 5

nobody deserves that sort of treatment... okay maybe some do (like those psychotic gf/bf you see on shows/movies - creepy!)

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