Playing the odds

By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 14:01

Today, I found out my husband sent 3000 friend requests to random women on Facebook. He says it's no big deal and doesn't mean anything. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Haha, no, I got fully vaccinated the second that my turn came up. Turns out that sarcastic trolls are in the same class as ICU nurses!

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RichardPencil 30

Calm down. If the women were truly random, he'll probably only sleep with 2 or 3 of them -- no big deal. If he contacted 3000 attractive local women, that would be a problem (but not random.)

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RichardPencil 30

Calm down. If the women were truly random, he'll probably only sleep with 2 or 3 of them -- no big deal. If he contacted 3000 attractive local women, that would be a problem (but not random.)

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Marcella1016 31

YOU’RE BACK! 😱😱😱 We thought you got Covid-ed Wait...Cov-ed?

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Marcella1016 31

Lol funny thing I read the comment before I saw your name and thought this could be you 😂😂

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RichardPencil 30

Haha, no, I got fully vaccinated the second that my turn came up. Turns out that sarcastic trolls are in the same class as ICU nurses!

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