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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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There's an app for everything

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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MisterEx 28

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:59

Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?

idontknowyou123 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:04

Tell him his dick is small and useless.

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kei1108 13

Monday 31 October 2011 7:22

New boyfriend... Please.

morelia_fml 2

Monday 31 October 2011 7:30

Ok honestly, in our house we have a rule. Be useful or entertaining. When I'm "broken" (what your boyfriend calls "useless") I find other ways to be useful and entertaining. Get your big girl panties on and find something to do. Also, insist that he do the same...because technically...he's useless during that time to.

KillerX945 1

Monday 31 October 2011 7:45

If all he wants is sex then he's worthless.

yummcookie 0

Monday 31 October 2011 9:00

Well for all we know you refuse to help in any way when you're on. That would make it a fair thing to say :P But I'm guessing they mean sex do FYL OP

PeppaParis 14

Monday 31 October 2011 13:20

Tell him hes useless when you are not on your period :P

TattedDownJah 2

Monday 31 October 2011 14:44

U must not top him off

jeepy_fml 4

Monday 31 October 2011 20:31

if only guys have period only then will they know what women go through

itsheidibaby 0

Monday 31 October 2011 22:00

what an asshole!!!

macboy132 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 1:29

Wow find someone that loves you no matter what.

lauralavenderbab 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 1:51

Hand him the phone book and say "well here's the phone book search up a hooker"

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