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By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

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You deserved it 6 375

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 22:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 004

You deserved it 255

By ohemmgeee - 31/12/2010 11:11 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 124

You deserved it 5 247

By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 750

You deserved it 5 621

By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 615

You deserved it 8 951

By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 021

You deserved it 3 827

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 284

You deserved it 6 714

By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 262

You deserved it 10 168

By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 431

You deserved it 2 890

Toxic masculinity = No housework

By sigh - 24/11/2011 19:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 743

You deserved it 6 639

By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 399

You deserved it 5 428

ToeJams 0

Friday 3 February 2012 0:06

That is a very very smart man

DrMime 10

Friday 3 February 2012 0:07

"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"

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McMan 23

Friday 3 February 2012 0:28

Does your boyfriend like football? I suggest vacuuming, cleaning the TV and tables during the Super Bowl.

CRC_101 31

Friday 3 February 2012 2:59

That is actually an absolutely brilliantly evil revenge plan. O_O

partytime4321 5

Friday 3 February 2012 0:29

Lol this happened on corner gas

BriBeHyper 2

Friday 3 February 2012 0:29

Lolol, smart man!:p

EyeCeYu 7

Friday 3 February 2012 0:34

Smart man... mean yes but pretty smart. Next time just throw a fit and mess things up.

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 3 February 2012 0:34

I flip shit when I'm angry. I bought a scoop and everything!

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 3 February 2012 16:07

*hands Awsumuzzie pancake batter* You moron! Wait. You don't mean "actual" shit, do you???

calithebandgeek 0

Friday 3 February 2012 0:35

You should go on a rampage when you're angry and make everything a bigger mess for HIM to clean up.

BballHottie34 9

Friday 3 February 2012 0:40

Some boyfriend....

Clubkicker_fml 0

Friday 3 February 2012 0:42

Next time he annoys you rub shit on the walls

wtfmylifedude 8

Friday 3 February 2012 0:44

...Did that make you angry?

huntingsucks 4

Friday 3 February 2012 0:47

What does he do to get you to cook?

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Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 336

You deserved it 5 516

Today, the guy I was seeing told me he only wants to be friends. Every guy I've dated in the last 10 years has lost interest after we've had sex for the first time, and nobody will tell me why or what I did wrong. I'm going to die alone and I don't even know why. FML

I agree, your life sucks 607

You deserved it 196

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Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 287

You deserved it 3 733

Today, I got my employee review. They thanked me for taking on so much extra work, which helps keep us on schedule. Then they said that I was focusing too much on work that other people should be doing. We need 12 people to fully staff our store for a day, and we have less than that actually working here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 621

You deserved it 923

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 452

You deserved it 876

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 333

You deserved it 33 562

Today, I returned from wading in a foot of snow to go to a hearing and back, and opened my emails. My boss had sent me an email on Friday at 4:30 telling me I didn't have to go in. On Friday, there was the company Christmas party. He was there. So was I. He told me nothing. Nor did he call me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 468

You deserved it 166

Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 050

You deserved it 4 435

Same thing different taste

Efficiency

Toxic masculinity = No housework

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