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By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 22:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML

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By ohemmgeee - 31/12/2010 11:11 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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Toxic masculinity = No housework

By sigh - 24/11/2011 19:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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ToeJams 0

Friday 3 February 2012 0:06

That is a very very smart man

DrMime 10

Friday 3 February 2012 0:07

"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"

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hamsmum 2

Friday 3 February 2012 1:41

Wise beyond his years that one.

StalinsHeir 1

Friday 3 February 2012 1:43

Well don't blame him for using an unconventional way to get you to do what you should be doing in the first place.

kittenvks 11

Friday 3 February 2012 1:54

Do not feed the troll people

MtnBkr00 8

Friday 3 February 2012 1:45

awesome

rattusrattus 18

Friday 3 February 2012 1:48

Stress ball. Sturdy trainers. Twitter set up for ranting on. Go to town.

badmike89 6

Friday 3 February 2012 1:58

Pure win smart man you've got

SF49ERS 0

Friday 3 February 2012 2:04

Haha leave his dumbass!!

billyme 4

Friday 3 February 2012 2:15

am I the only one who is positive this is a repost?

gordogirls 4

Friday 3 February 2012 2:19

My hubby did that too, till i started sorting our laundry and leaving his infront of the washer to rot :D

tulo26 4

Friday 3 February 2012 2:28

Hm, smart man.

CRC_101 31

Friday 3 February 2012 2:45

Mature solution: Next time he makes you angry, make it rain dirt like hell! *happy face*

The_Hitdude 12

Friday 3 February 2012 4:20

Or y'know... You could actually put a happy face instead of typing "*happy face*". Just a thought. -_-

CRC_101 31

Friday 3 February 2012 5:04

Actually, I did that originally, and then I just felt like changing it xD

CRC_101 31

Friday 3 February 2012 5:11

In all factuality, an emoticon might appear to be an addition to my comment, while *happy face* is more obviously a part of the mature solution. :D Lol. ^_^

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