By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
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ToeJams 0

That is a very very smart man

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DrMime 10

"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"

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OfficeNinja 5

So next time he pisses you off, clean his package. Use a mixture of 90% rubbing alcohol, menthol, and pure Capsaicin extract. That will get your point across.

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stephiejaye1210 6

I get that all the time

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lB_BK 0

Deja vu all over again. I could have sworn this has been posted before... Oh wait, it has.

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lizard399 0

That doesn't even make sense, you idiot.

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Shandevara 0

i would have slapped da shyt outta him, messed up da hse && made his ass clean it up!!

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Giantsfann7 0

He is a smart guy.. A+

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TheFamilyElf 17

So, just curious... did you clean after he told you that?

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