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By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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monbon6788 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:06

boyfriends who get you to do bad things aren't good boyfriends.

KateeJo 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:11

I bet it felt really good finally coming out of the closet. (:

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xocourtxo 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 7:41

lol thats a fml. but couldnt you sneak out the door? and wouldnt your bf be smart enough to keep his mom company so you could leave atgleast. did he give you food? lol

deepdiver999 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 8:13

what the **** if you didn't sneak around with your dumbass boyfriend you wouldn't have to hide in the ******* closet get the **** out of his house and go home you whiney bitch!!!!!!!

DanielleTheOne 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 8:21

im guessing you think saying **** alot and being rude is awesome... think again

sha2394 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 8:20

I wouldn't skip.???

CUTECHiCK19 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 8:25

I used to do that with my boyfriend when i was in high school... Miss those days=)

Hotshot132 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:18

you totally deserved that! you shouldn't be skipping school in the first place

KatieGoesRawrr 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:43

at least it wasn't your bf hiding in the closet, waiting for the right time to come out.

oldfart 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:12

Did you find Narnia?

lightedlotus 0

Monday 1 February 2010 22:26

now that makes a change to all these weary homosexuality puns.

zach113 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 14:27

wow like u couldn't leave. also ydi for skipping school so don't complain

badbowtie 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:12

Quit being a useless dumb ***** an go to school! You expect to have no consequences when you do wrong? Eat it *****

myfriend_youfail 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:50

Stay in school, kids. ;) OP, I hate to say this, but....YDI. Action, meet consequence. You played hookey, and this is what happened. There's no one at fault but you, honey, so just own up and get over it.