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By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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monbon6788 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:06

boyfriends who get you to do bad things aren't good boyfriends.

KateeJo 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:11

I bet it felt really good finally coming out of the closet. (:

Comments

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:30

That's what pretty much happens nowadays.

boatkicker 4

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:47

Oh, COME ON, people. Are you all seriously saying "YDI for skipping school?" It clearly states that OP needed convincing to do it, which means it doesn't happen often. Missing one day isn't going to hurt your grades.

kpurplegrape 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:51

i feel bad now i get my boyfriend into the closet and it was my brothers closet even worst huh.

clumsyjazzy 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:52

girl!!! u shoulda Neva ditched!!! lol

grungecat 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:55

ydi

dirtgrinder 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:03

Get rid of your boyfriend. Get a girlfriend because its obvious that you came out of the closet.

happypapp12 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 7:05

Re post

Oathkeeper111 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 7:08

You should never skip school

israelnotjacob 20

Sunday 31 January 2010 7:18

If you're going to do those things then if you get caught or have to do something like that to avoid getting caught you have no right to complain. Anyone with a functioning brain would know getting caught is a possibility, but you took the risk regardless. YDI