Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place"...

By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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Bloggers gonna blog

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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Repetition

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 00:00

Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML

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By Anon - 11/12/2014 18:13 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

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Secret garden

By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

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rbubbles 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:56

Quite a funny boyfriend you have there

CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:03

Haha has he poked it yet?

Comments

himynameischeese 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:28

just hope that no one else checks into other than your boyfriend!

KARMAREBEL 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:31

then why not make a "place" for his dick?

thomas357 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:01

but he did

LilTiki559 13

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:05

WiN, 106.

Kriyptic 8

Sunday 7 August 2011 11:21

It would have to be a "ride". The six-inched beast lmao

LiveRS 7

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:34

haha! this just made my day!

jboy2410 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:49

your hot

Mikahz94 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:35

Lmao!!! thats pretty hilarious actually. XD

prettyinpink03 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:38

just be glad he isn't recommending people "like" it.

DudeItsMelvin 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:41

I bet he's not the only one checking in.

tona01 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:28

i bet you'll "check" into a ****** for a first time when you're 60

pieter82 17

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:53

That's a really cool idea! Thanks!

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:57

Does he at least tag you in it?

Osito2011 9

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:59

That is awesome. Just hope nobody checks in when he is gone or in it. It would be "awkward."

Squirrelx 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:32

It's probably a popular place on facebook now.

Cheylea 10

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:01

Hilarious!

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