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By EternallyEmbarrassed - 04/01/2018 01:02 - Canada - Chatham

Today, my boyfriend decided to put me in a choke hold and wouldn't let go even though I was struggling. He made me pass out and piss myself all over his new couch. FML
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interesting33 36

Go to the hospital. I don't know much about it but itsounds like you passed out from lack of blood or oxygen to the brain so you need to get checked out even if you feel fine, in case you have brain damage

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

I don’t know why your username suggests you’re embarrassed, because that is 100% your boyfriend’s fault. Go to the hospital because there may be brain damage and certainly get far away from your boyfriend, because if he is choking you until you pass out the relationship does not seem safe to me.

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interesting33 36

Go to the hospital. I don't know much about it but itsounds like you passed out from lack of blood or oxygen to the brain so you need to get checked out even if you feel fine, in case you have brain damage

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ThrottleJockey 35

Her boyfriend certainly has brain damage.

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

I don’t know why your username suggests you’re embarrassed, because that is 100% your boyfriend’s fault. Go to the hospital because there may be brain damage and certainly get far away from your boyfriend, because if he is choking you until you pass out the relationship does not seem safe to me.

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SamanthaThe1st 22

Get the hell away from him. That's like 3 alarm abusive

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