By Anon - 10/03/2011 15:08 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
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Zodaicz 4

...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.

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ulicksam 0

It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Why don't straight men ever make this kind of effort? >sigh<

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alimagrog 0

What a whinny bitch you are OP. Sounds like you need a sense of humor.

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Shawnee_dear 10

Because some ladies like chest hair; and everyone just wants to find the person who will accept them as they are.(: so hairy chest guys will find their counterparts and you will find your hairless chest mate. :D

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icadragoon 11

I'd laugh my ass off if my BF did this, it wouldn't be very romantic but it would be awesome.

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pokopiko 9

well, did you lick it?

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cdanger 0

well what dick are u sucking the one on his chest or the little one that comes attached to him?

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wert1996 0

I would so **** a guy with a fuzzy penis on his chest:D lol

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vettle 6

this is such a win! that would be so funny!!

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