By Anon - 10/03/2011 15:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 823
You deserved it 9 517

Same thing different taste

Top comments

...I wonder if he shaved his pubes to look like a chest.

ulicksam 0

It's hair. The rest can be shaved and it'll all grow back. No wonder he did all that - He's trying to instill a sense of humor in you but obviously it's now working. FHL.

Comments

you not much boyfriends I hear from friends do that their sex life is boring, you should be grateful lol creativity should be encouraged

trey9991 0

if there was a lmfao ur boyfriends a bad ass button, I'd totally hit it

irishman1733 0

probably to make up for his small dick

It Could be way worse. he Could Actually like penis