By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 18:39 - Australia - Perth

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Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
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bestnameright 14

Reminds me of the FML where the girl pees when the boyfriend touches her in the belly button.

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skyeyez9 24

Too bad you can't squeeze his penis and make it fart. Its not fair!

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BlowinChronic 18

I think I'd go soft almost immediately...

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Senseless_487 29

Think about what 73 said, and you'll know how most girls feel when they queef. It's usually an instant mood killer.

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Steve95401 49

OP's boyfriend is turning her into a fist puppet.

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amerikaninfidel 2

Just try to "queef" him a few times, I bet he would stop then.

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seg7533 1

Eh. I can do that on command anyway. No biggie. He'll get tired of it eventually.

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kayaker83 4

I honestly don't understand some guys. You could always do the same on his butt hole and see if he likes it ;)

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sheldon_cooper_fml 10

Queef rhymes with beef!! Enjoy your dinner mothafuckaaas

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ICastillo 24

Yeah I didn't mean body appearance, but how our body reacts to certain things which we still shouldn't be embarrassed, but you're right. You can put the claws away I gladly surrender my side of the argument.

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emoshadow47 9

Well thats because your love life has been replaced by farts sounds...

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