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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 18:39 - Australia - Perth

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Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
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bestnameright 14

Reminds me of the FML where the girl pees when the boyfriend touches her in the belly button.

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DragonzCreator 3

Let him have his fun for a while and then tell him to stop or ELSE. Let him try figuring out what the "or else" part is.

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unknown_user5566 26

2- Agreed. Every once in a while I can understand being goofy like that, but doing it repeatedly just seems silly. I'm guessing girls usually just put up with it, so those guys think it's okay.

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Eelam_star 2

At heart, we guys are just kids. This is like a new shinny toy and we will get bored eventually :)

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BananerzFresh 12

Just don't allow your bf to use his fingers. Simple as that.

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KayZeep 3

Break up and get a new guy so sex can be sexy again.

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Eelam_star 2

I know ehh, **** talking about problems when you can break up. If you really believe thats a solution then you my friend is forever alone

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KiddNYC1O 20

People like 24 are not forever alone if you know what I mean. =P

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KayZeep 3

Yeah, I've never been one for conversations. It's actions that matter.

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X_Codes 11

Is it a legitimate queef if he's making the noise with his fingers?

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ICastillo 24

That's an interesting discovery, it's like playing a piano ****** or piangina

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KiddNYC1O 20

Damn, to each his own.

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d4m4s74 12

seriously, a guy who likes queefs? you just found something rarer then Bigfoot.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Wow, you're fresh meat. You must not know of all sorts of fetishes that exist. Assuming you're not being sarcastic, of course, and that that just flew over my head. =/

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