By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 18:39 - Australia - Perth

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
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bestnameright 14

Reminds me of the FML where the girl pees when the boyfriend touches her in the belly button.

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Comments

baseballgirl25 6

Lmao, it's not as bad as you think it's really not. You have to learn to laugh at yourself sometimes.

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onetwo311 1

If he's really into the sound, teach him the armpit fart....then he won't need to touch your vag.

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soccerchick800 10

2- you're not weird. I think OP's boyfriend is lame for turning something intimate into a joke.

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senor_awesome 14

**** ok. He'll stop once he fingers out you don't like it.

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onlychildFTW 33

I think it'd be weird to be doing it constantly.

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Trix_Disorder 20

I hope this is a case of hyperbole to make the FML more funny.

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