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By anonymous_0505 - 06/11/2010 17:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML

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By wtf - 26/08/2012 05:03 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 03:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2013 20:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

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By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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Saturday 6 November 2010 22:52

haha, that game is PRETTY awesome. but not worth blowing off the girl that you love, i could never do that to my girlfriend. i would drop whatever i am doing in a heartbeat just to text her

musikpower100 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 23:01

in his defense. it I the greatest game ever. and now they have robot unicorn attack metal. awesome.

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PS3_CHIK 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:55

jajajaja thats thee same game ma fwend plays n hes hooked on it! whats up wif guys likein unicorns?! jaja I think its AWSUM!!

SuperGrinder86 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:18

I'm closing FML on my phone after this comment just to play RUA:HM! buuuuut YDI

canyouwangchung 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:21

RUA rocks! makes your dreams come true!

slowpoketail 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:57

AAAALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEEEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OOOOH LOOOVE.

JackDark 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:04

In Soviet Russia, Robot Unicorn Attack play YOU! And I only said that because she's from Moscow. Plus, I don't blame him. If RUA was a woman, I would make love to it sensually, softly, and with slow, warm thrusts.