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By notsohappilyeverafter - 26/11/2011 21:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

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By lee - 22/08/2010 07:24 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML

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By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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Saturday 26 November 2011 23:13

Well, atleast you made kids happy :)

bargarlm 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:14

No longer the happiest place on earth...

Comments

unusual_girl 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:21

Wow, that really sucks. Can't imagine how hard it was to keep smiling throughout the whole day. Don't worry, he was not Prince Charming, the real one is still waiting out there :)

aimferd 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:25

THAT IS THE BEST JOB EVER!!!! I wish I had that job...

graham11 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:28

80- try FML!! The new dating website with an even higher relationship success rate than eharmony!

bananagrams 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:30

You're Cinderella!? I think I've hugged you!

kayleigh12 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:33

That last part you said was really sweet, 52.

fuzzbuck1 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:36

One day your prince will come...

wwwowww 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:39

Well I guess prince Charming is an absolute bell end!

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:39

**** 'im & trade places w/ Snow White for the rest of your shift...You'll know what to do w/ 7 horny lil' dwarfs!

kitkatmiaow 21

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:41

:-) you have an amazing job! I would love to do something like that! Screw him! If Thats is the kind of guy he is then you dont need him! Focus on what you have and wait for your since charming! (cliche, i know!) x :-)