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By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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By kitkat - 17/09/2014 19:48 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

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By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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JINJANINJA 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:14

what are you guys, like 12 years old gtfo

fuhckmylyfe 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:37

oh hunny he didn't have that girlfriend only 16 seconds ago..

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Ludii_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:04

No tardying between *******, remy.

Ludii_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:06

Btw nicee.

BlackBarbie22 0

Monday 23 August 2010 15:09

Girl the same thing happened to me once let me tell you that fool got what he deserved.. she was trifling then wanted to call me and apologize Baby... they spray paint the grass on the other side it may look greener but boy is it bitter once you get a taste of it your victory babe! his loss

xlildizzle1516x 0

Monday 23 August 2010 15:13

You care why?? If he dumped your ass why the **** are you on his page?? MOVE ON!!!!!

CR45HDUMMI3 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:29

damn data pretty wak...spoo wats ur number lol

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Monday 23 August 2010 18:38

at least he waited 16 seconds to get with his new girl? :/

RVCA_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 20:09

lol. shitty.

LaPerla 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:50

Poor you :-(

RVCA_fml 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 1:11

delete ur facebook

dirty42 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 10:13

damn I just want laperla to be my gf for 16 seconds lol!

dirty42 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 11:09

really moderated? come on moderator i just said laperla was hott and I wish shed be my girl for16 seconds.

PplMakeMistakes 2

Wednesday 25 August 2010 14:47

delete the facebook

cole86 0

Monday 23 August 2010 22:40

ha! ur boyfriends awesome

reptarcupcake 0

Monday 23 August 2010 22:53

what a douche lord.

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