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By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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By kitkat - 17/09/2014 19:48 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

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By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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JINJANINJA 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:14

what are you guys, like 12 years old gtfo

fuhckmylyfe 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:37

oh hunny he didn't have that girlfriend only 16 seconds ago..

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rakethewidower 0

Monday 23 August 2010 3:05

If your FML contains the word 'Facebook' please refrain from posting it.

PplMakeMistakes 2

Wednesday 25 August 2010 14:44

totally !

lone_wolf81 0

Monday 23 August 2010 3:15

he does not deserve u

volleyballrockz 0

Monday 23 August 2010 4:20

damn stalker!

LightningLadyy 0

Monday 23 August 2010 4:40

56, if you do happen to know him, beat him up for us and OP (:

nishant5456 0

Monday 23 August 2010 4:58

Facebook is so precise, isn't it? I think you should just move along!

zackkmann21 0

Monday 23 August 2010 5:04

ouch.

xdanixx 0

Monday 23 August 2010 5:05

What a dick! You're better off without him.

Zakuraa 0

Monday 23 August 2010 5:33

Players/Play Boys = Die a long and horrible ignorant death.

nicholasBrandon 0

Monday 23 August 2010 6:13

you deserve it for stocking him on his facebook, get a ******* life.

Oanaj 0

Monday 23 August 2010 6:47

83, chill the **** out man. who knows, maybe she went on facebook to remove him.

Kawaiichan42 3

Monday 23 August 2010 8:06

Some people have their facebook page to display the most recent updates.

screamjewel_ 0

Monday 23 August 2010 6:26

He probably cheated on you for a bit, and broke up with you later and he's just letting everyone know about his new gf now. Sorry OP, you don't need a guy like him in your life anyway.

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