Animals: Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to... - FML

By FacePalmPower - 03/10/2015 22:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

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FacePalmPower 12

Sunday 4 October 2015 19:39

Hey OP here! Yes, it was a very stupid move he made, but it WAS an accident! He got the mushroom confused with another which he thought was safe! Although I am very sad, I now have a strict "No feeding the rabbits!" rule! So my other 5 buns should be safe. He was also the rabbit my mother got me before she moved out of state for good so it's even sadder. And no I did not dump him, we've been together for 3 years and although I was pissed for a day or two, I forgave him because I know he wouldn't hurt my rabbits on purpose, he knows they are all like my little children! All of your comments cracked me up though so I'm glad I could get a laugh out of a sad situation. Thanks guys, you rock!

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oceanbrickfire 21

Sunday 4 October 2015 16:17

Yeah, your boyfriend's natural stupidity. Sorry for your loss though OP.

The_Basileus 9

Sunday 4 October 2015 16:19

Your boyfriend is both irresponsible and stupid.

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krazyelliot 14

Sunday 4 October 2015 16:54

I feel like your boyfriend and the rabbit had a poor relationship in the past

RecklessNapkin 16

Sunday 4 October 2015 16:58

Yea, your boyfriends natural stupiduty. Slap him and say it was from "Natural causes (natural reaction)

BlobfishUnite 14

Tuesday 29 December 2015 17:21

Combining two previous comments together suggests your lack of originality

limegreenpoopie 31

Sunday 4 October 2015 17:10

This is so sad :( poor little bunny :(

mds9986 24

Sunday 4 October 2015 17:15

Well I guess mushroom are "natural." Your boyfriend is still an asshole though.

donuts678 25

Sunday 4 October 2015 18:07

If I were you, I wouldn't eat anything he prepared.

Enzymatic 14

Sunday 4 October 2015 18:17

yeah maybe he is out to get you

Etweens96 25

Sunday 4 October 2015 18:08

Dump him! And avenge the bunny!

Enzymatic 14

Sunday 4 October 2015 18:18

bunny vengeance

superwhovian 16

Sunday 4 October 2015 18:13

I am sorry for your loss.

Enzymatic 14

Sunday 4 October 2015 18:15

sorry for your loss... he should not be trusted around animals by the sound of it. :-)

cats54321 19

Sunday 4 October 2015 18:32

That's so sad :(((( I'm sorry OP

Omniprism 14

Sunday 4 October 2015 18:37

I'd be so ******* pissed.

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