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By FacePalmPower - 03/10/2015 22:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML
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FacePalmPower 12

Hey OP here! Yes, it was a very stupid move he made, but it WAS an accident! He got the mushroom confused with another which he thought was safe! Although I am very sad, I now have a strict "No feeding the rabbits!" rule! So my other 5 buns should be safe. He was also the rabbit my mother got me before she moved out of state for good so it's even sadder. And no I did not dump him, we've been together for 3 years and although I was pissed for a day or two, I forgave him because I know he wouldn't hurt my rabbits on purpose, he knows they are all like my little children! All of your comments cracked me up though so I'm glad I could get a laugh out of a sad situation. Thanks guys, you rock!

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Top comments

oceanbrickfire 21

Yeah, your boyfriend's natural stupidity. Sorry for your loss though OP.

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The_Basileus 9

Your boyfriend is both irresponsible and stupid.

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Justwannasayhi 3

please don't eat random mushroom you are not familiar with. A few of restaurant staff died because the chef cooked mushrooms that he found growing on the ground. He thought it was something else that's safe so he cooked it for the staff meal.

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MegaDiancie 2

Sorry, I tried to look at the comments, and hit that you deserve it by mistake. No one deserves having their pet die because of someone making a lousy mistake

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Onoconah 11

omg why is this so funny ? I'm going to hell I'll see some of yall there

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FacePalmPower 12

OP here with one more last follow up! Looks like before my rabbit died he got a little frisky! One of my female rabbits ended up pregnant and my rabbit that died was my only male. She had 3 babies and one ended up looking literally exactly like him! Same markings and everything. It was a male too, so he is the baby I kept. I still miss him dearly but at least I have an identical son of his to carry on his memory!:')

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