By FacePalmPower - 03/10/2015 22:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML
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FacePalmPower 12

Hey OP here! Yes, it was a very stupid move he made, but it WAS an accident! He got the mushroom confused with another which he thought was safe! Although I am very sad, I now have a strict "No feeding the rabbits!" rule! So my other 5 buns should be safe. He was also the rabbit my mother got me before she moved out of state for good so it's even sadder. And no I did not dump him, we've been together for 3 years and although I was pissed for a day or two, I forgave him because I know he wouldn't hurt my rabbits on purpose, he knows they are all like my little children! All of your comments cracked me up though so I'm glad I could get a laugh out of a sad situation. Thanks guys, you rock!

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Top comments

oceanbrickfire 21

Yeah, your boyfriend's natural stupidity. Sorry for your loss though OP.

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The_Basileus 9

Your boyfriend is both irresponsible and stupid.

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Comments

mezochan 29

I would have killed him. I'm sorry for your loss, OP.

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Shadowvoid 33

Your boyfriend may become an example of natural selection in the future.

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lvg_fml 10

I hope it was an accident and not sadistic. Sorry for your loss. I don't know if I could be with someone after that

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moo77_fml 20

Defo palmface moment .. I have no words

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FacePalmPower 12

Hey OP here! Yes, it was a very stupid move he made, but it WAS an accident! He got the mushroom confused with another which he thought was safe! Although I am very sad, I now have a strict "No feeding the rabbits!" rule! So my other 5 buns should be safe. He was also the rabbit my mother got me before she moved out of state for good so it's even sadder. And no I did not dump him, we've been together for 3 years and although I was pissed for a day or two, I forgave him because I know he wouldn't hurt my rabbits on purpose, he knows they are all like my little children! All of your comments cracked me up though so I'm glad I could get a laugh out of a sad situation. Thanks guys, you rock!

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DoomedGemini 37

While I wouldn't, it's kind of you to forgive him. The loss must've been very hard. Make sure not to pick any mushrooms to try to use, unless you have studied them it's very dangerous. Even then I had someone say earlier that they knew an expert who'd messed up and ate a poisonous mushroom.

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KayDee29 31

It was very mature of you to forgive him, and I'm glad he didn't do it on purpose. I'm sorry for your loss OP.

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Goblin182 26

If he knew the mushroom was poisonous, then why did he have it? If he has a hard time differentiating between a good mushroom and a poisonous one, please do not eat any mushrooms he cooks for you.

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PhoenixChick 26

I'm so sorry for your loss. I love my bunny so much, this hurt my heart to read.

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DanCastellaneta 17

#66 did you bother reading the damn story

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FabulousToaster 16

Mushrooms are basically useless nutrition-wise to humans, I assume your bonbons wouldn't be much better off if they got an edible one anyways! So, if you ever get stuck in the wild or just feel like it, don't eat mushrooms! Insects and certain berries are much safer.

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highschoolishell 17

Wow! You're a lot more forgiving than I am, I guess. Although at least it genuinely was an. accident and not just him being mean.

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llwad0717 13

i would make him buy you a new one. i wont replace the other one but it will make him learn his lesson.

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Bragi 12

Stupidity and muscarine are both quite natural.

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worldclassrager 39

Toadstools and mushrooms are not even close to the same...perhaps buying mushrooms would be better than finding them in the wild...

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