Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing...

By our kids will be derps - 22/06/2013 19:28 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, "Yeah I know. I'm not a tard, babe." and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML

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By tine - 16/11/2014 09:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

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By seriously? - 22/12/2012 22:19 - United States - Spring

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML

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By anon - 27/07/2023 22:00

Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML

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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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Cheers!

By imamonster1992 - 24/12/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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By spadesmollusques - 06/06/2016 05:13 - France - Strasbourg

Today, my 10-year-old son introduced me to Tom, his new best friend, and insisted we have him over to dinner. Tom is a slug. FML

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By hellostupid - 28/03/2013 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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Helloilike_lacro 8

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:10

It sounds logical to me

SamSwebb 24

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:12

They don't?!

Comments

Uniqueview 2

Tuesday 25 June 2013 4:25

Quick... tell him how blueberries are just asthmatic grapes!

Thorzix 23

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:11

Please don't breed with him...The world has more than enough idiots.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 10:42

your bf is an idiot. please don't breed.

CoriCat 25

Monday 21 April 2014 5:50

He was trying to sound like he knew more than you. Some guys have pride issues like that.

Nyx7 24

Tuesday 9 September 2014 7:10

Quite frankly I can't judge being as I always thought slugs were snails that said to hell with a shell

Daevas 18

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:56

I felt like I had altered someone's fate as I noticed the 1 vote difference between the two top comments.. >:D

tacocat102 4

Monday 30 March 2015 5:22

Oh my goodness I'm laughing so hard right now!!!! I can't believe he fell for that one ???

zylixia 4

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:30

They DO become slugs...dead ones, that is, that only look like slugs and anatomically aren't really slugs. But really, this is a common assumption. My parents used to tell me that snails became slugs as a child because they collected empty snail shells and I always worried about the snails.