By our kids will be derps - 22/06/2013 19:28 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, "Yeah I know. I'm not a tard, babe." and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML
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Same thing different taste

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This is so funny! That sounds exactly like something my boyfriend would say!!

good job in picking that one out Haha

Does he believe all that he hears or retain the information that's thrown out to him?

ginawater19 13

Guys... Slugs are not snails. End of story, idiots.

Agreed. I'm pretty sure snails are either BORN WITH or GROW shells that they cannot separate from (non-fatally, anyway). It's like how we have bones in our bodies - they grow a shell instead, like an exoskeleton, almost. People who are saying "well it's logical lol" are goddamn morons.

alkolaali 7

Wow. You are dating a genius

Slugs are technically homeless snails. :D

justmeCee 16

Snails DO leave their shells, and turn into slugs. How is that messing with him? Did you think you made that up or something, Op? LoL.

Sounds like we have the same bf. FML LOL

Wait what? I literally just explained to my friend about how slugs r just shell-less snails. My whole life is a lie