By our kids will be derps - 22/06/2013 19:28 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, "Yeah I know. I'm not a tard, babe." and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML
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Same thing different taste

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A slug is a snail without wheels. Where es car got? I dunno.

'I especially liked the "slug balancer"' "licorice all sort?"

Also I hear some snails meow and live under the sea.

The slug is a gastropod which does not have a shell or has a very small internal one, while snails have a large external shell that they can fully retract into, so they are two very different creatures

olpally 32

Survival of the fittest. Not the smartest unfortunately

You should have said, well yeah, I fukcing remembered what I learned.

badluckdawson 19

Tars what are we in kindergarten?