Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday....

By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

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By random123 - 29/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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Gigglebear 9

Friday 21 May 2010 13:26

Buy him penis enlargement pills for his birthday :)

Samuraixman 3

Friday 21 May 2010 9:05

take the hint

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Quest_ 13

Friday 21 May 2010 9:54

This is your FML? That your boyfriend bought you a practical and thoughtful birthday gift?

jgilez 0

Friday 21 May 2010 10:17

ouch

cmac86 23

Friday 21 May 2010 10:21

hell if you don't want them I'll take them!

LilAfo 4

Friday 21 May 2010 10:25

At least he got u something - no reason to be ungrateful :)

ladyrhubarb 1

Friday 21 May 2010 10:36

Ankle weights remind me of DBZ. :/

fualignment 0

Friday 21 May 2010 11:54

hell yeah! goku had 10 tons on each weight! and then he went super saiyan!

ArrowLCMC 0

Friday 21 May 2010 10:58

Lol that's pretty funny. If you're actually fat take the hint, but if you're "model fat" kick him in the nuts with them on. Anorexic chicks blow. Give me **** or give me death!!!

redbluegreen 40

Friday 21 May 2010 11:01

Oh how I love your wording. (-:,'

progator74 0

Friday 21 May 2010 11:51

cankles....

buggybeauty 0

Friday 21 May 2010 12:27

he thinks you're fat. if you haven't kicked him in the nuts yet, you need to get moving on it... and wear the weights ;)

thelazygecko 0

Friday 21 May 2010 12:42

you're just being a spoiled fat bitch

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Friday 21 May 2010 13:15

that was a nice gift. I could see why you'd want flowers with it though!

Gigglebear 9

Friday 21 May 2010 13:26

Buy him penis enlargement pills for his birthday :)

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