Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday....

By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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By Lucachoo - 21/10/2016 05:16

Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML

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By salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

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By random123 - 29/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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Gigglebear 9

Friday 21 May 2010 13:26

Buy him penis enlargement pills for his birthday :)

Samuraixman 3

Friday 21 May 2010 9:05

take the hint

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Mattxy8 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 17:31

it's because your fat

attaboy368 20

Saturday 31 December 2011 0:16

They are not cement and you don't live near the river right? then its all good

Arch27 27

Monday 4 February 2013 14:24

No one said birthday gifts needed to be romantic. People just don't appreciate practical gifts anymore.

DLS930 21

Sunday 18 August 2013 7:08

hes concerned about your health

dastiera 7

Saturday 18 January 2014 20:51

Not exactly romantic but hey working out is good for you!!

ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

Friday 17 July 2015 20:08

I asked my boyfriend to buy me new ankle weights for Valentine's Day. New equipment for a better body is a great gift.

daganmarie 11

Wednesday 9 December 2015 8:13

I received nothing on my birthday from my boyfriend...I would take ankle weights.

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