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By Anonymous - 19/03/2014 01:07 - United Kingdom - Burnley

Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
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DKjazz 20

I thought a mooncup sounded like some kind of delicious pastry before I googled it. How wrong I was.

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kwyk 23

That is how they make Bloody Marys, right?

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kbecks87 16

Who cares what he got you? Be glad your in a good relationship.

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holliepong 8

wow 5 years... it's good that he remembers!

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CUrraNT 11

OMG!!! HAHAHA!!! FYL!!! Get him a penis pump in return.

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mullet3388 16

that device is nasty as well as that cycle of the month and your bf is sick in the head

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Hello little 12 year old, you must be new to grown up life. It's ok, puberty will come eventually. *pat pat*

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

The great thing about the mooncup is that, if you cut the bit at the end (don't worry, no fonctionnality is lost), then you can have sex during your periods. Tthe man just have to be carefule not to be too enthusiastic, otherwise, ouch. So, basically, he bought a gift to himself.

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cjwayy 22

Menstrual cups sound nasty... How do they even work? I think I'll stick to tampons...

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cjwayy 22

TSS is very rare, and I'm careful about changing them. Sticking a cup up your ****** sounds painful, and keeping it in there the whole time seems unsanitary and more of a risk for TSS.

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DotDootyDot 17

Think about it what's grosser: a stick of bleached cotton (only heaven knows what other stuff there's in it) slurping your blood or a cup made of medical grade silicone that you can sterilize whenever you want it? Not to mention that it's completely safe to keep the cup longer than a tampon since it doesn't irritate the vaginal walls as much when you change it; when I still used tampons, I dreaded changing time... No matter what size I used, I'd always feel raw by the end of the day.

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DanielleinDC 33

You don't keep it up there the *whole* time. You're supposed to empty it out every 8 to 12 hours, wash it off, and reinsert.

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Coeliacchic93 21

I thought it was pretty comfy. I was completely traumatised with tampons and only used pads until I found soft cups/moon cup. with soft cups you can still have sex while wearing. if you put it in right you don't feel it!

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KatzeZauber 7

There's only a risk of TSS when there are chemicals involved that are foreign to the natural pH of your ******; medical grade silicone has none of them, because, well, medical grade.

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worldclassrager 39

Change can be good but I think you may want to keep to your favored tampons/pads

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