By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
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Tripartita 44

Yes, keep the puns coming, folks. At this rate, we might be able to influence the Google search results of people looking for ****. Just think of how confused and disappointed they'll be.

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Dilexar 26

this reminds me of a previous fml with the same theme. is your boyfriend pregnant by chance?

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

You've cat to be kitten me right meow, what a total pussy!

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aesthetic umbrella 18

I once told my friend I wasn't sure who was cuter, him or his dog. He got legit offended. It's okay. It happens sometimes. D: But honestly, don't take it too personally. We're all a little irrational sometimes.

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kurodansei 16

Since you asked....*ahem* One pussy deserves another.

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greenfishbait 19

Maybe you should get rid of him. Your boyfriend, not the cat.

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XCanadianBloodX 6

But then both would be gone because it's his cat...

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Lalala579121 27

Then the bf will write an FML about how his cat sat on his gf's lap one day and the next she was gone and took the cat with her.

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duhitisme 9

He should say what Johnny Carson said to Rachel Welch R: would you like to pet my pussy. j: sure you gotta move the damn cat first

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KnockoutBlox 13

Maybe it's time to ditch your boyfriend when even his cat chooses you over him

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MissCamo23 3

One does not simply get over the fact that your cat went to someone else.

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killeanrea 5

Well your first and only problem is that dating a guy who has a cat.... Enough said

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