By anonymous - 19/03/2010 04:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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ShadowLor 19

O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?

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gunta 0

Surely you would have known... wouldn't there of been a lack of... material? >.>

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xSPiDERPiGx 0

little did you know he's been faking the whole relationship thing too.

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Solkre 0

I hope he was faking as in noises... Otherwise you got peed on a little.

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tristan1001 0

omg lmao that reminds me of the time a kid asked me 'if you pee in a girl does she explode?'

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SubjectDelta 0

it's true, I killed 11 women, 2 men and a bear that way... The 1830's were crazy man, I was a freak back then

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Lozza111 0

I thought guys couldn't pee when they were hard or is that just an old wives tale

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Insanemf18 12

We can pee when hard it's just more difficult to aim

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MidgetMonster 0

ops boyfriend doesn't want to accept the fact he's gay.

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Kureeziineko 3

so by your logic, all girls who fake it are lesbians.

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boredomowns 0

I can just imagine him with a bottle of glue behind his back waiting til the time seemed right :)

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vansbabe66 0

wow that sux! how do u react to that? well at least you know how it sounds or looks when he's not faking it.. but what if he was also faking it again??

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boredomowns 0

dun dun duuun ...

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jac420 0

if he was wearing a condom the op coulda totally not known unless she was inspecting the used rubber afterwards and in that case that's just gross and weird

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boredomowns 0

but u can usually see it in the condom when he pulls out..at least a little bit

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ShadowLor 19

Oooh, hey, that makes sense! I totally hadn't thought about that. Tricksy guyses

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caitea 0

why would he want to fake it? o_O he's just ruining things for himself.

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Mortanious 0

This doesn't add up right but in any case, OP and your boyfriend, you guys are pretty stupid. He is for "faking" it, and you are for not realizing anything wrong. Really only way is a condom but still you can't fake coming with perfect, for lack of better terms, contractions.

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