Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during...

By anonymous - 19/03/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML

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By budda1368 - 09/10/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML

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By anonomous - 07/04/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

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By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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By sosadbuttrue - 14/01/2012 13:15 - Switzerland

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

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By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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ShadowLor 19

Friday 19 March 2010 12:00

O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?

Lilcommentaddict 0

Friday 19 March 2010 11:57

I guess he was having a HARD time?

Comments

ThisRandomChild 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:38

Despite the comments that say youre an idiot, I actually understand what you mean.

Kingmort35 4

Friday 26 August 2011 7:30

Wouldnt you notice he had no ****?

katie72 6

Friday 9 September 2011 19:09

Pretty pic

DGHero 0

Monday 19 December 2011 7:40

I feel his pain. my 1st gf was terrible at sex (after claiming that I was nowhere near her first, and that she was amazing in bed) I faked orgasms to stop her from mentally scarring me.

kyrisonfusion 22

Thursday 31 May 2012 23:24

It's called pissin periodically. Just make a stop and start pissin again. Do it right and it seems like you came. Have fun boys! It's hard to do.

bluerhhajfk 17

Wednesday 26 June 2013 16:46

Wow, you must really suck.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:33

we can and we have

zefronke8 25

Monday 24 August 2015 2:25

By any chance, is your name Monica? And is your boyfriends name Chandler

two2blue 28

Sunday 14 February 2016 1:20

It doesn't mean she's ugly or bad in bed-- sometimes guys have trouble getting off, due to stress, medication, alcohol, or just being too used to their own hand. And stopping when you realize you're not gonna get there isn't "losing out on pleasure"... sometimes things can get kinda numb if you try too much!