By anonymous - 19/03/2010 04:11 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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ShadowLor 19

O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?

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Neznat 0

I had a man like that. But he faked the whole relationship. IT IS a FML.

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FreeRunn3r 12

See it's in an out not horizontal and sideways,sheesh straight forward,you'll break it.Also yes men can,I've faked before,because of bad riding,it sucks.I'm pretty sure all guys have gotten the bad ride to dick bend move b4,right?

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perdix 29

Yeah, it's a really easy trick we guys have, here's how it's done: Step 1: Find a really stupid girl. Step 2: . . . there is no Step 2!!! It's that easy! I found a girl that was so stupid, I faked it while she gave me a *******. She got confused deciding whether to spit or swallow.

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purplemnm 9

holy shitness...are you serious?! that's retarded xD

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quikwit1212 0

Perdix is the king of hilarious sarcasm, at least I hope. If he's serious, I'm a little afraid of running into him in a dark alley.

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perdix 29

Yeah, purplemnm, I've got the twitches, moans and eyerolls down to a science. If the girl is inquisitive enough to ask why nothing came out, I tell her it was a Tantric Dry ****** that I learned from reading Sting's book. Not a great thing to do, but better than telling a girl she's ugly or bad at sex.

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purplemnm 9

what did she think was in her mouth?! xD

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imakeubleed 0

do I know u 34??? just kidding. lol

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MrC19 0

damn.. u must suck at sex

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maskedman 9

You boyfriend is a snitch. He better stop revealing men secrets. First, Mystery puts his Method on VH1 and now this. It's getting ridiculous.

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78euge781995 0

guys can fake it?!?!?

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pfunk129 1

why would someone fake it if he's tapping it? oh yeah, unless he's gay.

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Kureeziineko 3

so by your logic, all girls who fake it are lesbians.

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BigRedBolshevik 0

Why couldn't a gut fake? all we have to do is pull out and dispose if the condom quickly. girls aren't gonna just inspect it. guys do it to preserve the confidence of his woman. don't think anything of it OP. if he wasn't enjoying himself, intimacy would neve happen.

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