By Anonymous - 20/11/2017 06:00

Today, I found out that, while not exactly probable, it is definitely possible to squirt yourself in the eye with breast milk. It burns. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Pro tip: it’s a lot easier if you pump the breast milk, put it in a bottle and then use that to squirt it in your own eye. You’re welcome in advance!

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katluvr 22

When I had my first child, I was amazed by how many different directions the milk would squirt. And it's also amazing how sticky it is, which is probably why it burned. Should come with a warning: "Not intended for intra-ocular use. "

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Lobby_Bee 17

The same reason why people don't check if their muzzle is clear by looking in it.

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RichardPencil 30

Pro tip: it’s a lot easier if you pump the breast milk, put it in a bottle and then use that to squirt it in your own eye. You’re welcome in advance!

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katluvr 22

When I had my first child, I was amazed by how many different directions the milk would squirt. And it's also amazing how sticky it is, which is probably why it burned. Should come with a warning: "Not intended for intra-ocular use. "

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like the text of the least sexy boob tattoo ever!

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Joshua Hutcheson 5

Protip: Your baby will more than likely scratch their sensitive face with their razor nails. Put breastmilk on it and it will heal faster.

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tacosaurus121314 6

it's also good for cradle cap! And dry skin in general

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tonyfan00 38

Someone, somewhere, has discovered that this is their fetish.

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bltoth 8

They must be perky.! Safety goggles next time.

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