Health: Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his...

By lily389 - 21/03/2011 05:02

Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Anonymous - 23/10/2017 16:19

Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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By Stacey - 07/05/2022 22:00

Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML

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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 21 March 2011 12:26

Bite his fingers off.

fountaindn4 0

Monday 21 March 2011 12:25

should have shoved a carrot down his throat after the first time

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Dez31396 0

Monday 21 March 2011 18:51

haha my horse bit my fingers one time... she also bite small children

vi3tno_romeo 5

Monday 21 March 2011 19:19

oh...so he "pintch" as an act in self defence?? damnn....I'm sure u can count on him to protect u...ahem

eftup 9

Monday 21 March 2011 19:26

DOUBLE TAP FTW!

rawrzy 0

Monday 21 March 2011 19:35

I've actually had a horse chewing on my finger once. It was painful but its teeth were too dull to do any real damage.

ReynshineCutting 10

Monday 21 March 2011 20:59

Then you've never had a horse actually bite you. They can bite your fingers off without even trying. They can make you bleed so easily wherever they bite you. You can have bruises for weeks or scars forever. Trust me. I have some.

Prankster7o7 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 5:10

Yeah, horse bites suck. One time I was feeding a horse and I finished putting the hay down for him, and so he finished eating the hay and so he licked my hand a couple of times and then just chomped down on my hand. Hurt like none other.