Health: Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:53

How romantic. Maybe tonight you can return the favour.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:00

"Cumming in your backside" does not equal "enema".

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jbtheone_fml 5

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:22

I'm calling BS he did it on purpose for some clean rear action

ur_life_fails 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:48

hey I would do that too if I could get access through the back door.

newjerseyguy 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:18

i agree, i wanted clean anal action

ShrukiantheMad 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:28

I'm just not gonna think about this and go huddle in a corner. Anyone care to join me?

cherry72 13

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:21

ya I'll join u lol

makavella 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:51

He's a keeper lmao

dynky 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:13

kinky ;)

dabomb691 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:25

im assuming this was to get ur butt clean for some anal

rotaryvelocity 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:32

if u needed it...

FilthyJeepGirl 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:04

Foreplay is underrated.

netsirk88 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:06

Thats love right there... <3 (haha)

zivlaks 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:22

why is this in health? i'm presuming u were getting ready for anal...

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:23

It's great that you two are so close that he was OK with helping you out when you needed him most. But with friends like that, who needs enemas?

zivlaks 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:31

lol!

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