By Redhairchick - 06/11/2016 07:08

Today, I got severe diarrhea while out dancing with friends. On my way home, I got hit with the urge again. I couldn't find an open toilet and I had to resort to relieving myself in an alley. FML
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Welshite 39

Next time try opening the lid if all the toilets are closed.

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PrincessWinter 18

Look on the brightside, at least you didn't shit your pants.

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bethanyhopkins 49

That must've been a really shitty experience

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JocelynKaulitz 28

I never thought I would have to say this, but it's more like a "shitty situation." I'll leave now before I get roasted.

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Jay18 22

Boi, you fine ass, dark haired having ass, long nosed faced ass, bottom lip smelling like taco meat faced ass, please sit on my face lookin ass, my snapchat gets 26+views pic taking ass

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Welshite 39

Next time try opening the lid if all the toilets are closed.

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socialproduct 19

Or just leave it on the lid for the next person to deal with. Just kinda depends on what kind of mood you're in.

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awildwhisper 30

I hope you feel better now, being sick is never fun but at least now you have a really coolish story.

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PrincessWinter 18

Look on the brightside, at least you didn't shit your pants.

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HoofHeartedBro 14

Bet you found out who your real friends were though.

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RichardPencil 30

Luckily, you found an alley that had toilet paper available. No? Oh, wait .... eeeewwww

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socialproduct 19

Ah yes. The classic tale of having severe diarrhea in an alley. A story as old as time itself.

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r1has 28

Sounds like you got stuck in a shitty situation. Let's not play fast and loose with those tacos again. Ok I'm done

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OhPuhleeze 23

And this is why I think we should all be wearing adult diapers like underwear.

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