Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 19:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML

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Same thing different taste

By peteto818 - 18/12/2014 17:59 - Bulgaria - Pernik

Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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By Kate - 23/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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Indoctrination?

By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

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By SFra - 24/10/2012 01:19 - United States

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

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Lrn 2 Read

By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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Is this dude a puma?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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A07 48

Monday 7 March 2016 23:53

It's because you forgot to say "no ****" at the end, always end with "no ****"

PhoenixChick 26

Tuesday 8 March 2016 0:01

I have the sneaking suspicion he wasn't going to pass anyway

Comments

sara99839 1

Tuesday 8 March 2016 5:19

lmao

KayleeFrye 39

Tuesday 8 March 2016 5:20

Wasn't there a joke like this on Friends?

KayleeFrye 39

Tuesday 8 March 2016 5:22

I may have posted the same comment twice. If so, disregard! :)

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 8 March 2016 5:29

But... It's not even extinct... Also: Texas? Texas.

dillweed19856 6

Tuesday 8 March 2016 7:00

You need a new boyfriend. That one is broken

ragnarok1540 39

Tuesday 8 March 2016 7:43

Your boyfriend is obviously not very bright, and if he blamed you for his failure then he is not very nice either. I really hope he is at least physically fit and attractive, otherwise your relationship should become extinct ... you know, for the sake of the gene pool and survival of the species.