By oh gee - 02/05/2016 05:01

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Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28

You could just tell him that it's physically uncomfortable to do that. No need to say the reason.

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Welshite 39

Use a straw. Trust me, it works. It's what my girlfriend has to use.

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zr11990 8

Why the **** would you put this out in public

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DexBanWhore 6

tilt your head back before you start sucking. not that hard.

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jvanevery 19

he watches **** and that's what happens in all the pornos there's so many things in **** that are just stupid or are done for visibility to the camera before **** nobody pulled out and ejaculated on the woman rather than in her

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LizzyNitty 6

tell him he's too small and if he cries like bitch, tell him to grow a pair...

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portcharlotte 4

Wow thanks for sharing whenever I get a bj the girl always makes eye contact with me now its good to know my dick is big enough lol..

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looj 2

You should keep this to your self

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

That really does suck.

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NovaBlue 3

Yeah my ex did that a lot it's hard to tell them without hurting their feelings

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