By anonymous - 04/10/2017 20:51

Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 495
You deserved it 431

Same thing different taste

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It_gets_better 19

To be honest... that sounds like a pretty possible situation.

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onceuponatime456 16

Some guys are simply immature and childish enough to do that type of thing especially if they don't like the fact their buddy has a girlfriend and they don't. Either that or your B/F is a lying, cheating little snot. Next time your see his "friend", grab him by the sack and back him up against the wall, then tell him "Truth or your nuts are mine, did you take the vacuum to BF???" His immediate reaction will tell you all you need to know! ;)

I've actually seen a friend attack another friend with a vacuum cleaner, so the scenario is very much possible. I think you should ask your boyfriend which friend, and have him call the friend in front of you to confirm the facts. If he isn't lying, he should be happy to comply and prove his innocence.

a friend pranked him and it's a ass move to do, I however see no reason to fight over this . I did this one time to my mate and his ***** left. maybe his friend does not like you. maybe there is something wrong with you.

bro's jumping in for a unknown guy who's made a little time management mistake.

To be honest? I did that to myself by accident when I was eight years old, which led to my older brother and older cousins doing it to each other, everywhere. Of course, I got blamed and punished for it by the bitch of an aunt that left the four of us unattended to clean her house while she went to the bar to drink, and lied to my mother that she was watching us. That said, the hickey from the vacuum looked nothing like any mouth hickey I've observed on the internet.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Ypu mean ex bf right? kick him to the gutter where he belongs!

I was 7 months pregnant, in the hospital with a kidney infection, and my Husband walks in with a hickey on his neck. He told me that the vacume cleaner did it... Men are pathetic...