Love: Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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SuperWhoMarvLock 22

Thursday 6 November 2014 23:59

Play with his pinky fingers (or his smallest pair of fingers). When he asks you to play with his you-know-what instead, respond with "but these are bigger..."

dman1997 5

Thursday 6 November 2014 23:56

He found what he's into.

Comments

Joshery 14

Friday 7 November 2014 3:42

That sucks OP, maybe go to the gym?

superspooky 13

Friday 7 November 2014 3:49

If you find it so annoying, lose weight.

cmo333 10

Friday 7 November 2014 3:49

If I were you I would have broke up with him instantly...

Shan2510 14

Friday 7 November 2014 7:59

why?

daniellabella95 3

Friday 7 November 2014 18:46

Sooooooo, I'm guessing you're single if you would break up with someone over something as shallow as that

ladybugz23 13

Saturday 8 November 2014 16:29

I would break up.... I know how it feels it insulting plus juggling fat rolls doesn't show love affection

ckerane 16

Friday 7 November 2014 4:10

love handles ♥

thatonedude55 8

Friday 7 November 2014 4:21

he's either incredibly stupid, or incredibly douchy.

fitchick1612 6

Friday 7 November 2014 4:55

Maybe you should go to the gym if your so bothered by it. Your boyfriend clearly likes the fact that your fat or he would be with a thin girl.

0ss 12

Friday 7 November 2014 11:06

Or you know, perhaps he enjoys her personality and companionship.

Whydoyouask 11

Sunday 9 November 2014 6:30

That's what friends are for. A significant other is typically separated the fact that there is at least physical attraction and a sense of exclusivity imo.