Love: Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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SuperWhoMarvLock 22

Thursday 6 November 2014 23:59

Play with his pinky fingers (or his smallest pair of fingers). When he asks you to play with his you-know-what instead, respond with "but these are bigger..."

dman1997 5

Thursday 6 November 2014 23:56

He found what he's into.

Comments

Nessco 36

Friday 7 November 2014 0:31

If you don't like it, do something about it. Use this as your motivation. At least he enjoys being with you for you.

Ihavegas 22

Friday 7 November 2014 0:38

all I need is a crease!

qdawg06 23

Friday 7 November 2014 0:51

Boobs and fat are basically the same thing...

devildog562 33

Friday 7 November 2014 1:27

Adipose tissue is all the same, but add a nipple and all guys like them.

RA91 26

Friday 7 November 2014 0:53

That was mean!!

xKai_Axelx 12

Friday 7 November 2014 0:59

maybe you shouldn't of went out with a douche.

demonfacee 14

Friday 7 November 2014 1:15

He's into fat rolls. I don't think he was being rude about it.

captainsmegma 12

Friday 7 November 2014 1:16

That's while there called love handles.

rabidpeach 5

Friday 7 November 2014 2:09

dyslexiA much?

YellowKettleBell 31

Friday 7 November 2014 2:42

i'm not sure what you're referring to as being evidence of dyslexia....but grammatical errors were probably due to auto correct, or just old-fashioned mistakes.