Today, my boyfriend made me feel like shit because I recently... - FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2021 14:29 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, my boyfriend made me feel like shit because I recently got layed off of work and have been watching our two children. He woke me up and started saying that I’m lazy and I’m probably going to sleep all day. Still haven’t received a text from him on when he’s coming home. Never get a break! FML

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 4:25

im sorry you never get a break, do you have friends or family with kids that could have a playdate to give you a break?

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 4:25

im sorry you never get a break, do you have friends or family with kids that could have a playdate to give you a break?

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