Love: Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog...

By Forgotten One - 15/10/2009 11:11 - France

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML

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You deserved it 4 939

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By smashleighfig - 08/03/2010 05:14 - France

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 111

You deserved it 3 630

Jan-Michael Vincent? Heather Locklear?

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 837

You deserved it 147

By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 770

You deserved it 4 541

Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 772

You deserved it 286

By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 820

You deserved it 3 403

The final straw

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 10:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 935

You deserved it 276

Coincidence?

By WhiteLiar - 04/03/2010 01:26 - United States

Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 323

You deserved it 2 751

David Attenborough

By types - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 481

You deserved it 3 741

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 894

You deserved it 167

Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 077

You deserved it 3 117

blastvortex 3

Thursday 15 October 2009 16:45

You mean this is day one of the blog? And your ego won't put up with the fact that he hasn't mentioned you yet? And now you're even already whining about it on FML? It might just be a coincidence (like he hasn't gotten to it yet or can't sum it up), but on the other hand, I might see other reasons why he hasn't mentioned you yet... like what might have prompted this FML for one.

smartass101 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 16:38

get over yourself, so he wants an escape from your relationship. big deal...

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drmoocow 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 17:28

It's not all about you, princess.

TonyHighwind 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 17:48

"It's not all about you, princess" is right. I wouldn't want a bunch of strangers knowing anything about my love life. If you push this thing, what he's gonna do is post something graphic and in-depth about the last time he ****** your brains out.

Imranaziz 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 18:06

blogging about your staff??? not always a good idea.

lunarlizard88 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 18:37

awwww, you poor little girl....get over it. it's not that big of a deal.

augustache 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 18:38

why are you fat or something? cars are probably better to him then

suckstobey0u 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 18:42

Wow, you submitted two FMLs in one day? This person also wrote the FML 4 spots down.

ambizzle093030 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 18:55

Idea? get over it. guys never realize how important that stuff is to us girls. chill out. it's one little thing. if you're gunna obbsess over something this small i honestly feel bad for your boyfriend. Sorry

txgirl09 5

Thursday 15 October 2009 19:24

I can't believe so many people are saying it's an FYL. Don't be so emo. You should be glad he maintains a life outside of you. It keeps the relationship healthy.

kukopia 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 19:46

He asked me and his other friends about it... We don't wanna hear about you, unless you give in to some nudie pix. Actually, even then... It's so easy to see this going the opposit way too. "My bf started a blog and he's telling the world all my quirks, bad-habits and kinky secrets."