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You sound needy. There are several reasons why he hasn't mentioned you YET. My top two possibilities are A: His only known readers are friends, so mentioning you would be redundant. B: He blogs about unusual/significant things happening. Every time you guys cuddle, kiss, and have sex is neither. Want to be mentioned? Bang him in an usual place, employ pink fluffy handcuffs.
You are a selfish little bitch. YDI
Maybe he was respecting your privacy, I know some people don't want personal details posted on the net without them knowing. Also, sorry to break your bubble, but your relationship is still taking its baby steps "girlfriend".
don't you think the fact that he didn't blog about you/your relationship is a good thing? if my husband did that I would assume it was because we value this thing called PRIVACY in our relationship. anyone in the world with internet access does NOT need to be included in our relationship. you're an idiot.
Don't automatically assume the worst. It's quite possible that he just doesn't want to share you with the whole wide web- and considering the loud mouthed mysogonists who terrorize internet, I don't blame him. I wouldn't want to blog about my girlfriend and then have to deal a bunch of comments demanding naked pictures of her
"Today, my boyfriend... decided to start an online blog." Today. Start. Do these words mean anything to you? In less than 24 hours after your boyfriend started a blog about his ******* life, you're having a ******* cry because he hasn't mentioned you. How many ******* entries are there? ONE? How long is it? DOES IT MATTER? What if: 1. He plans to write a hell of a lot more about you(r ungrateful ass) in the future? What if it's going to be a lengthy entry? What if he plans to write it soon? Maybe even TOMORROW? 2. He knows that since his blog is public, he doesn't want to write about things very private to him. He might be protecting his privacy. Or even yours. Don't be such a princess. I hope you feel terrible once he dedicates a soppy entry to you.
EVERY FML has to start with today, so we don't actually know when he started writing it, don't be such a judgmental asshole
My last girlfriend always treated me that way. In 7 and a half years she never spoke of me unless it was absolutely necessary, never wrote about me publicly, refused to kiss me in public (even on the cheek) and got really angry if I tried to kiss her instead. Looking back, I was quite a doormat. Good thing I eventually dumped her. But of course since she's pretty she got picked up again quickly, and I don't even have any prospects.
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You mean this is day one of the blog? And your ego won't put up with the fact that he hasn't mentioned you yet? And now you're even already whining about it on FML? It might just be a coincidence (like he hasn't gotten to it yet or can't sum it up), but on the other hand, I might see other reasons why he hasn't mentioned you yet... like what might have prompted this FML for one.
get over yourself, so he wants an escape from your relationship. big deal...