Love: Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog...

By Forgotten One - 15/10/2009 11:11 - France

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML

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By smashleighfig - 08/03/2010 05:14 - France

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 111

You deserved it 3 630

Jan-Michael Vincent? Heather Locklear?

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 837

You deserved it 147

By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 770

You deserved it 4 541

Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 772

You deserved it 286

By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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You deserved it 3 403

The final straw

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 10:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML

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You deserved it 276

Coincidence?

By WhiteLiar - 04/03/2010 01:26 - United States

Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 323

You deserved it 2 751

David Attenborough

By types - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

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You deserved it 3 741

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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You deserved it 167

Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 077

You deserved it 3 117

blastvortex 3

Thursday 15 October 2009 16:45

You mean this is day one of the blog? And your ego won't put up with the fact that he hasn't mentioned you yet? And now you're even already whining about it on FML? It might just be a coincidence (like he hasn't gotten to it yet or can't sum it up), but on the other hand, I might see other reasons why he hasn't mentioned you yet... like what might have prompted this FML for one.

smartass101 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 16:38

get over yourself, so he wants an escape from your relationship. big deal...

Comments

Styna_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:53

he could just be writing about "guy" stuff in his blog. it's okay to have some separate activities.

DianaFromHolland 3

Saturday 12 March 2011 0:18

Let him know that you feel bad about this. It really isnt fair of him not to mention u. (if he wont respond nice u should scratch his car)

xMegan96 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 2:48

hahaha reading fmls make me appreciate my life more .

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:50

"I should be the subject of everything. Why am i not?".stfu OP..

fml_mu 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:57

Maybe he does not want to publish his personal and emotional life in his blog. Maybe when you get married he might publish about it :)

LONERANGER44 11

Friday 12 October 2012 18:35

He's just protecting you from weirdos. Relax.

DeadPixel4 29

Monday 7 April 2014 21:53

Hakuna ya tattas, if this is an everyday blog then he probably just hasn't been able to get to you yet. You sound really clingy by posting this on FML already.