Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time....

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By petpeeeve - 11/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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Just once

By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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omargosh 1

Monday 28 December 2009 20:26

your fault.

butterflyhearts 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:23

its not really his fault. after guys cum they can get real tired. Has to do with testosterone... i think. I get tired after sex cuz of cumming all the time. really its not his fault. and for all of u who are saying that she's bad.... shut up. xoxo Perdix tell me if im right.

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saladgirl123 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:35

lmao!!!!!!!! ur prolly a lard.

anqie 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:38

i was joking and **** all of you calling me stupid you don't even know me so stfu

fairydust246 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 2:56

no ones talking to you

ufcgsp92 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 5:20

anqie try better jokes, that one was kinda ****** and not funny and lmao @ 78! i got a funny as image when i read what u said lol

Abigailistheshit 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 6:26

Honey either he was tired or you suck at sex D: Either way, practice more and next time make sure he is awake :D

mitch707 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 7:07

No he didnt

Compass 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 7:46

OP's boyfriend: Bringing whole new meaning to "sleeping" with someone.

urclremi 2

Tuesday 29 December 2009 8:10

maybe it was late?

dman4412 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:26

@anqie stop thinking everyone is talking to you. you aren't that special.

elfranco_fml 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 13:34

haha wow, erm, hey he may have passed out, or erm, maybe you are'nt that great in which case you have time to rectify... oh and after a month isn't that bad so ignore the haters out there getting no nookie...

wickedZ1 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 14:06

WTF #25, 11 y/o's old AND you need someone to pull the person off you. You are a dirty little pirate hooker. Do not pass go, instead goto nearest clinic to be checked. OP, maybe you shoulda washed that shit better. Always next time.