By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 476
You deserved it 93 877

Same thing different taste

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ghostgirll 0

thats why people shouldnt joke about mental retardation. YDI :)

That's what you get for being snippy. YDI.

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LittleMel4 0

You're an idiot. There are two words I do not like "Retard" and "******", they are used as derogatory terms and it pisses me off A. Having a cousin who is mentally challenged and B. Being part of the LGBTQ community. I bet you're the type of moron who says, "that's gay" to mean "that's stupid. And even if she didn't meet his brother it's still rude to say it like that. Why couldn't she have said, "why do you need to feed him?" or even "is he ill?" no, the way she said it was rude, snotty and ignorant YDI x 10

Shut.The.****.Up. No one cares if your little feelings are hurt because your queer and you hate the word ******. That's your problem because you knew what you were getting into when you decided to turn gay. You really don't have any right to hate that word because you are a fag. If someone called me "straight" or "cracker" I'd just shrug it off because I am one. If you're going to get butthurt about people using those words or calling you one then please stay off sites like these. Because let me tell you, "gay" and "******" are part of my daily vocabulary and I don't use them in a "nice way". I don't mean to come off as a homophobe but seriously! If you're going to start bitching about what you are, then you should just go back to being straight. Mentally challenged people didn't choose to be how they are, but you did. So yeah, we shouldn't use "retard" as an insult or whatever, but homosexuality and mental retardation are two completely different things. The same principles of being insulting really don't apply. Once again, I'm not a homophobic, I'm just sick of gays being mad because someone called them what they are, etc.,etc.!

wtf_dood 0
ellbtvsvm 0

*psst* No one "decides" to "turn gay."

BatGirl815 0

And fag means cigarette...Just sayin'.

So they just wake up one morning and like the same sex? Sheesh, if that's the case maybe I should become an insomniac so I don't become a hypocrite AND an asshole. You make the decision to turn gay. For example: I've come across some guy-on-guy stuff (don't ask how) and it actually kinda excited me. For other people, they might take it as a signal that they're gay or bi (yes, I know I'm sounding like an ass, don't say anything). Or they might've had some thoughts about their best friend or something, whatever! I'm not gay because of these little incidents, it just meant I'm not 100% straight (and I don't know anyone who is). But maybe they do actually wake up gay, maybe it's some sort of magic thing. Doesn't really matter, it's THEIR lives. But they shouldn't get mad because of the "abuse" of the term "gay". It's what they are and they should be comfortable with all words that describe them, insulting or otherwise (well... Now that I think about it. ****** is acceptable to get mad at because that term was created just to insult them. Looks like genius can be added to cracker and straight. And twatwaffle, whatever that is.)

Yeah, I know fag can mean cigerette. Haha, I knew someone would say somethig about that. But it can also mean a gay person.

Wait... Why did I say ****** was acceptable to get mad at? It is not! Why do I contradict myself! Why! I take nothing back!

epicFAIL, you fail epically... 1. You're a homophobe. 2. If people insulted you, you'd have every right to be angry about it too. So stfu and stop being an asshole.

Haha, believe me, I AM trying not to be an asshole. That's where I'm failing epicly. And how is calling people what they are an insult? I guess next time I see someone I don't like I'll send them crying to their mommies by saying, "Hey there, you stupid white heterosexual! Or better yet, CRACKER! Haha, that's right! I called you cracker!". Tell me if you think that would actually work. If it's something you have no control over (like being black) then it's a different case. And you know, maybe I am a little homophobic! Maybe I failed epicly at trying not to be, too. I don't know about you, but there are plenty of people I know who agree with me 100% that gays shouldn't get insulted by being called gay.

jacktnbc073 0

It's funny because everyone that said you deserve it has said the word retard in place of the word stupid in their life. Everyone makes mistakes.

samhat 0

Actually, I have not. I hate the word and only use it in the right format, ie, mentally retarded. Way to generalize jerk.

I love how some of you are calling the OP retarted. Hope to god you're being sarcastic.

YDI for being obnoxious, next time you should think before you say something especially something that is considered offensive. and since you have never met his brother how the hell do you know how old he is? and your boyfriend didn't specify what bus it was , so for all you know the boy could have been like 7 and using the bus on his own.

Not an FML or YDI. You were asking a legitimate question.

all of you who are bitching about the word retard... shut the **** up... it's just a word you ******* retards. now stop being such an oversensative pussy and cut this poster some slack

nixxx90 0

why would you even say that? he should break up with you just because you sound like a rude bitch