By anonymous - 27/10/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
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Okie7123 0

Your boyfriend threw logic out the window. What a douche

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Suekoff16 3

That's a little immature on his part, but whatever makes him feel better about himself. He'll get past it.

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missmasturah 0

HAHAHAHA. That's so cute.

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smizzle 0

I'm not psychic but you're going to break up with him after you find out one of two things; 1) he's gay or 2) he is actually gentically a female. I vote #2 because he is clearly using female logic.

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pulpfiction_fml 3

You should take advantage of this opportunity and sleep with his friend. He'll be mad at you for it even if you don't do it, so go for it! That'll teach him not to be so irrational!

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NIC_R00LZ 0

Oddly that's cute. :P

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DocHolliday_fml 0

*This news flash just in.... your boyfriend is a chick!" Tell him to buy pants that zip on the side, not in front, you know why? That's right, he's a whiny chick. Tell him to blow some more sailors then go cut his throat.

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x3lovebites13 0

As much as i agree with you DocHolliday that he is a woman, you killed it.

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blackcigarette 0

Sexual dreams are often straight-forward representations of our desires for other people. Sex in a dream can also signify our need to bond with or gain power over others. To dream that you are cheating with your boyfriend's friend means you are feeling neglected by your boyfriend.

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Destroy_Me 0

All men are the same. My husband has dreamt similar dreams then hates me the next day. :)

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