Love: Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of...

By mavstrr1764847 - 27/06/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

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By anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By A bit cowardly? - 19/05/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 05:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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destinyo_ox 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:00

he's a jackass

hegira 18

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:03

Break up with him in front of his entire family.

Comments

Susieee_Q 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:39

You don't have to tell them the real reason.

tsuk_fml 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:42

dump his ass

TalkinSmack 6

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:43

tell him your pregnant, in front of his whole family

SwtCherryPie 26

Tuesday 28 June 2011 2:21

Thats brilliant... Before you said you were prego tho, you should say something like "you dont wanna marry me /sadface ... by the way im pregnant" or your own variation there-of

lemonsquid 6

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:46

what?!?! how rude! um would of slapped him!! what an idiot!

Invierno 10

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:53

Boyfriend of FIVE years, and he thought you would say no? Regardless of whether you were ever against the institution of marriage (as I assume that could be the only logical reason for thinking you ABSOLUTELY wouldn't want to) he's still a ******* jackass for doing that in front of your entire family and risking the embarrassment it would cause you. I don't know about dumping him off the bat if you really love him, but this would definitely be a time to reevaluate your relationship. Oh, and make the jerk explain himself to your family and friends. I bet he'll get a good ass kicking from a brother or relative of yours. He deserves it.