By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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irateyou 9

....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."

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FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22

I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.

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waffule365 16

you're hopefully ex-boyfriend sounds like a dick

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DorkAlert 10

KILL HIM. Or punch him or let me punch him for you PLEASE!!!

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DarthVader77 9

Points for consideration: 0 out of 10 Points for straightforwardness: 8 out of 10 Points for having balls: 10 out of 10

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ColonelCusswords 24

guy must have a dick only slightly bigger than a needle to say that.

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fantasyworld 37

He's a douche and his insults are lame.

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weaponofchoice6 11

what a prick!! you're better off without him OP

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queen_jae614 10

if you do decide to take revenge lick a Jolly Rancher put on one of his windows so then when he takes it off the whole thing will crack

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